Cunt Goblet

A nickname for a menstrual cup. Short for "Red Beard's Cunt Goblet", the absurdity of the term counteracts the discomfort of talking about menstrual products.

I can go to the gym today without worrying about leaks because I'm using my cunt goblet.

by Airi R August 22, 2019

harry potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

Dumbledore asked calmly

Person Idk what to put here
Person Harry Potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Gobbletits

Expression of annoyance and/or frustration when a situation goes wrong or results in an unexpected, less favourable outcome than one had anticipated.

Jonny is playing football, takes a shot, ball goes wide...

Jonny: "awwww gobbletits!"

by JonnyGray October 10, 2008

groblet

A person holding an iron skillet who is hideous to the point of disgust

Did you see that groblet in math class?
Yeah, he looked like a fat kid named Nathan that plays goalie. Disgusting!

by Rodrick McMillan January 18, 2021

googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.

Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."

by ClimbingTheLog February 6, 2008

goobledyhoohoo

this word means stuff, or various things, or nonsense.

theresa is full of goobledyhoohoo.

by ian March 6, 2005

Rusty Goblet of Fire

A Rusty Goblet of Fire is when your having anal sex with a girl/guy and right when your about to cum you stick it in their mouth then grab their hair and yank their head back causing them to gargle the cum in mouth.

*** You must be a redhead (firecrotch) and be having butt sex in order for this to be considered the Rusty Goblet of Fire.

Gee wiz Ron, I think I got tetanus from that Rusty Goblet of Fire you gave me last night.

by Harry Ilikeitinthebut July 9, 2010