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Gonzzle

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Gonzzle, a unique way of saying "guzzle."
"You be gonzzlin up that hotdog for real for real!" "I'm about to gonzzle this drink on god no cap."
by Riceku January 1, 2023
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Toni Gonzaga

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An influencer that supports the son of a former dictator, is open with their flawed opinions and makes excuses and defends it.
Look at Marites on TikTok, she's being apalling on Tik Tok again. She's having her Toni Gonzaga moment.
by Mamamia, Have mercy January 30, 2022
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gonzaga

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Gonzaga is a Roman Catholic School founded by the Society of Jesus, the Jesuits, in 1821. Gonzaga is the oldest educational institution in the old Federal City of Washington, and to this day continues to help young people grow towards religious, intellectual, and social maturity.

Gonzaga is a school that emphasizes social teachings such as Men for Others. Men for Others means doing anything whether it be a service project or just volenteering a lunch period to go help out at the McKenna Center (an on campus homeless shelter kinda place). Also, besides all the other stuff in general its just a fun place to go to school the teachers are great ( bro. jon, doc. warman, mr. davis, l'etoile, etc.) and the guys there are cool. Its really laid back and fun. I personally like it because of the since of independence it gives you. Also its not gay and uptight such as the country club in maryland called georgetown prep. For the other person who was bashing gonzaga in the previous post definetly has never been and expierenced what the whole gonzaga school is like.
Guy 1 : Gonzaga fucking kicks ass at everything
Guy 2 : I know its such a great school
Prep Guy : Damn i wish i went to gonzaga
by kid in class of 09 September 17, 2005
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quickie gonzalez

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to get off in a girl as fast as you can (5 seconds or less), and then get up and run away as fast as you can yelling "arreba arreba."
i was so excited last night that i quickie gonzalezed that girl.
by nick and david March 2, 2007
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Elián González

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A little, five-year-old Cuban boy who made headlines in 1999 by surviving the trip to Florida from Cuba in an inner tube. His mother died to get him to Florida, but she made the mistake of naming him a name that sounded far too much like the word, alien in English, and having him fathered by a man who would have nothing to do with Elián until being Elián's father was suddenly very patriotic.
If Elián González wasn't named a name that sounds like alien in English, maybe the feds wouldn't have been so obsessed with sending him home, or scared him into going back to Cuba by shoving an assault rifle in his face.
by Downstrike August 14, 2006
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gongalong

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" You're such a gongalong. "
by Pickleeees February 13, 2014
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Skeety Gonzales

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1. Any Hispanic/Latino male that skeets a lot or skeets very fast. If they skeet fast they are also an Early Skeeter. Also any Mexican Mouse that skeets a lot.

2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
Skeety's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot. His Brother is Speedy gonzales.

Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"
by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008
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