John gonzales

Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
by Papi chulo * November 27, 2019
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Greedy Gonzales

The act of jizzing in your pants while performing a dine-and-dash from a Mexican restaurant.
Our waitress at the taco stand was hot, but the food sucked, so I gave them a Greedy Gonzales.
by thefuckoxstablemaster May 06, 2022
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christian gonzales

LG is a homosexual boi who likes men on my mums life LG Shaneeeeece
Hi i am christian gonzales i a battyman
by kai kamara March 08, 2022
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carlos gonzales

the only person in the world that i feel a special connection with is aware that i like him and im pretty sure hes disgusted by the fact that nobody else can compare to him in my eyes
"Carlos Gonzales will never be mine and I dont think I'll ever learn to accept the fact that him being the only person I truly love will lead me to die cold and alone without experiencing the warmth of his chest, the embracing light in his eyes, his trust, or anything else. He's the only person I view as perfect, and he'll never see that in me.
by Carlos Francisco Gonzalesz January 04, 2025
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Mark Joseph Reapor Gonzales

A bald ape Human being a group of people Multiple bald apes like to call Mark Joseph Reapor Gonzales. He's a very lovely, caring, and good person, but he doesn't have his own rights.
Mark Joseph Reapor Gonzales is a Frenzy 😈😈😈🤡😈
by Meow M November 16, 2022
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