gojo tax

when someone breaks your kitkat or breaks the food you're eating to into a half so they can eat it...kinda like fanum tax but with gojo.
I paid the gojo tax when I let my friend break my kitkat
by iluvvash January 29, 2025
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Dirty Gojo

The act of jerking a long one to Satoru Gojo from JJK (Jujutsu Kaisen) usually with a partner in which you stare directly into each other’s eyes why profusely edging
Dirty Gojo: one’s urge to violently edge to Satoru Gojo.
by The MAN of THEM February 10, 2024
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gojo card

a card that allows you to legally simp and have Gojo Satoru
nahh thats too much Gojo for u, i banned your gojo card for a week, you get the rip off Gojo.”
“my gojo card got taken😭”
by aeseara January 29, 2024
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Gojo Satoru (Awakened)

Some teenager who discovered the colors red and purple
and he can float and take drugs
Gojo Satoru (Awakened) is the strongest and he found that out after he realized he had blue eyes and a master degree in astrophysics or something idk lol also he can make colors
by suger man June 05, 2024
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Gojo Syndrome

A mental illness where the patient is affected by Gojo’s overwhelming beauty, leading to an addiction. Normally, those with Gojo Syndrome has their mind flooded by him in a week or less. Eventually, all they can talk about is Gojo.
person 1: The sky looks very blue today. There’s a lot of clouds too.

person 2: Yeah. Blue like Gojo’s eyes. Clouds are white, like Gojo’s hair.

person 1: You need to see a therapist, I think you have Gojo Syndrome.
by gojo is hot as hell November 30, 2023
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Look it's Gojo

Yup. And Yuta probably and The Homelander and probably Omni-Man And Cid Kagenou and Kiyotaka Ayanokoji and possibly the guy from from Kingdom of Ruin and Negan and the Joker and Damian Wayne and Lucifer Morningstar... Yup... I'm a bunch of dudes...
Hym "I'm also the spirit of the lie/manipulation according to Jordan. Right? So, when you lie or manipulate you don't live your own life. You live the life of the spirit of the lie. So, I'm like a disembodied spirit too... I mean, I'm literally a demon that has possessed like a dozen people. Maybe even more, I don't know. I'm like a Baphomet. I also inevitably kill God."

Clearly a fan "Look it's Gojo!"

Hym "Yah! And a bunch of other dudes. Technically and literally the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Probably even better."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2023
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gojo satoru kinnie

someone who uses humour to cope, confident asf, does not like to think about the future - or themselves for that matter- and makes everything a joke / is never serious in any situation. -basically meaning their life is a joke- majority of gojo kinnies are entp’s .
A “i hope we can be great friends!”
B “i hope aswell”
A “I forgot to mention, i myself is a gojo satoru kinnie aswell”
B -spits out water-
B “YOURE BEING DEFINED AS A GOJO KINNIE?? NAH GOODBYE ‘MY ONE AND ONLY’”
by ‘my one and only’ June 10, 2022
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