gojo tax

when someone breaks your kitkat or breaks the food you're eating to into a half so they can eat it...kinda like fanum tax but with gojo.

I paid the gojo tax when I let my friend break my kitkat

by iluvvash January 28, 2025

Gojo

A shorter way of saying “Good job”

Person 1: I finally got a job!!
Person 2: Gojo
Person 1: What
Person 2: Gojo

by gorlp June 21, 2024

Gojo Syndrome

A mental illness where the patient is affected by Gojo’s overwhelming beauty, leading to an addiction. Normally, those with Gojo Syndrome has their mind flooded by him in a week or less. Eventually, all they can talk about is Gojo.

person 1: The sky looks very blue today. There’s a lot of clouds too.

person 2: Yeah. Blue like Gojo’s eyes. Clouds are white, like Gojo’s hair.

person 1: You need to see a therapist, I think you have Gojo Syndrome.

by gojo is hot as hell November 30, 2023

Satoru Gojo

A blind looking ahh old guy who has a homicide record for firing a purple ball at a homeless guy.

Person 1: Ayo did you see Satoru Gojo do that Hollow Purple?
Person 2: Bro he fucked up my house with that
Person 1: dang

by anonymous July 10, 2024

Look it's Gojo

Yup. And Yuta probably and The Homelander and probably Omni-Man And Cid Kagenou and Kiyotaka Ayanokoji and possibly the guy from from Kingdom of Ruin and Negan and the Joker and Damian Wayne and Lucifer Morningstar... Yup... I'm a bunch of dudes...

Hym "I'm also the spirit of the lie/manipulation according to Jordan. Right? So, when you lie or manipulate you don't live your own life. You live the life of the spirit of the lie. So, I'm like a disembodied spirit too... I mean, I'm literally a demon that has possessed like a dozen people. Maybe even more, I don't know. I'm like a Baphomet. I also inevitably kill God."

Clearly a fan "Look it's Gojo!"

Hym "Yah! And a bunch of other dudes. Technically and literally the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Probably even better."

by Hym Iam November 25, 2023

Gojos

Plural of the term Gojo

Person 1: Woah look at all those gojos!
Person 2: Cool
The gojo: YOWAIMO

by Your mom lol ez November 26, 2023

Gojo Satoru

Hottest motherfucker to live on earth (but not even real)

White hair, eyes that Mappa put all their life savings on, and a 5ft cock (speaking from experience)

Gege hates Satoru Gojo. I don't know why but now we know why Satoru is now a kitkat.

God damn.

Your man: "Hi babe!"

You: "I wanna break up"

Your man: "What?! Why?!"

You: "I met someone better, his name is Gojo Satoru."

Your man: "Oh understandable."

You: "Bye"

Your man: "Bye"

by Hitorizzz_ February 26, 2024