Glumpkin

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)

Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.

by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009

glumpo

An insulting word with no particular meaning. Calling someone a glumpo can mean many different things depending on the person being insulted but largely dependant on the tone used while saying it.

"Shut up you freaking glumpo"
"Why are you being such a glumpo?"

by Lavegg October 23, 2017

Glurpy

The act reviving ass quaking head from a woman with no teeth. As rare as an albino dolphin.

“Hey Sean did you get that ass quaking glurpy last night?” “Yea bro she took her dentures out and was gumming my dick”

by Dn267 May 27, 2021

mean grumpy

n. is a poop that is especially bad and stinks up the whole bathroom, it is often paired with lots of grunting and pushing.

dude, i just dropped a mean grumpy in the bathroom.

by jojoboneroo February 7, 2006

grumpy

slang term for the act of defocating.

Dude! don't go in there... I just took a grumpy man!

by Ragnar October 24, 2002

Grumpy Blumpkin

Combination of the Grumpy Munchkin and the Blumpkin.
When a woman sits on toilet and takes a shit while a guy sits in her lap and shits into the toilet while the girl is reaching around with her mouth and giving him a blowjob.
Woman has to be on the bottom incase of horrendous taco shits.
Female flexibility is key!

Big Cat: Hey you know that really skanky waitress from that restaurant.
Little Cub: yeah. What about here?
Big Cat: Big Cat totally got the Grumpy Blumpkin from her.
Little Cub: NFK

by little cub September 24, 2009

Grumpy Woman

Grumpy Woman = British Woman

"Americans are upstarts"

"Stop saying that, grumpy woman!"

by Grumpy Woman September 15, 2009