Muddy Golfing

During intense intercourse, a man pulls his mighty warrior out of his partner, and forcefully shoves his balls into his partners dirty, unwashed booty-hole.

"Did you hear about Zach?"

"No, why?"
"He was Muddy Golfing with her during the fire works!"

"Really? That's awesome!"

by RandZIdeas July 6, 2014

military golf

Means you're going: Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right ...

Another excellent golfing put down.

"Into the trees again boyo, I didn't realise we were playing military golf"

by Jamie Douglas September 8, 2006

golfa

another spanish word for slut,whore,prostitue

esa pinche golfa se cree...translation...that freakin whore swears!

by Asheree April 11, 2007

Glorfunk

Awesome or sweet. Commonly used as an exclamation.

"I found $20 on the sidewalk yesterday."

"Glorfunk! Buy me a soda!"

by Barbecueanteatr May 2, 2010

Golf Cart Guy

The baddest guy in the neighborhood. All the men want to be him and all the women want him.

Scott who doesn’t live on Melick isn’t a golf cart guy.

by Mtgr81 December 3, 2020

brown golf

The act of playing Golf Tour (Nokia) or similar on a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet, evacuating ones bowels.

(At Work to colleague) "Back in 5 minutes. Im just off for a round of brown golf"

by Will & Chris May 23, 2006

Pocket Golf

When a male (or possibly someone else) scratch's, cajoles, or otherwise touches his testicles or penis from inside his pants pocket, either in private or public.

Having spent hours in a hot car battling rush hour , he was ready for some pocket golf

by dogboy15 July 23, 2010