Leno Giver

When someone retires from a legendary television franchise, passes the torch to a worthy successor. Then he gets bored and starts a new show which sucks and then asks for their old job back by firing the successor.

He's a leno giver

by tas46064 January 14, 2010

giner shiner

Like a black eye, but on the giner.

That roller derby girl just gave the other one a giner shiner!

by Mad mel January 21, 2008

giver the onion

1. To vigoursly give sexual satisfaction to the female through intercourse to the point that you may make her cry. Past tense (gaver the onion)

2. The want of sexual relations

3. The need to expediate a situation

1. I was doing Lola last night and I was so intense when I gaver the onion she cried.

2. Wow Nick did you see that chick? I would love to giver the onion tonight dude.

3. Hey Nick!! giver the onion.

by mram November 5, 2007

shotgun gaper

One who is willing to do anything and everything to get to that point where he can legally call "shotgun."

Mike is a shotgun gaper. He's been riding shotgun for two months straight now.

by Panda T. September 1, 2006

The Half-gift Giver

This is someone who gives you a gift, usually a gift certificate at a bar or restaurant, with the intention of you using it with them, so in effect, it is only a half-gift

Danny: Happy birthday, Mike, here's your gift!

Mike: Hey, a $50 gift certificate to Rob's Good Time Bar, thanks!

Danny: What are you doing today? I was thinking of going to Robs, wanna go?

Mike: Ummmm, yeah, I guess...(wow, what a cheap fuck Dan is, he is the half-gift giver, looks like I'm paying for the tab, ... again...)

by bob_c_o January 31, 2010

gaper

an asshole that's been used and abused so often that it doesn't readily close when an object (penis, dildo, zucchini, etc.) is removed from it.

"This porn whore is a vet! she's got a gaper!"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

gipe

A girl who's too tanned and wears lots of make-up. Likely someone who calls her friends "bitch" or "betch". She usually thinks she's way hotter than she is and edits all her pictures on Picnik to adjust the contrast. They feel this makes them look better but unfortunately it doesn't. They like to work as waitresses or in retail clothing stores and they usually backcomb their hair. Most gipes are skinny and many are sluts. The term became famous after an episode of the ABC show "Wipeout" involving three sisters with the last name Gipe who were addicted to tanning.

Yo that waitress is such a gipe, she looks orange.

by gipe_expert December 13, 2010