ghosting

Sneaking up on someone and scaring the shit out of them; also, mysteriously appearing at a certain point without other people knowing how you got there.

"There has been a lot of ghosting going on this house lately and it needs to fucking stop."

"Michael ghosted the shit out of Susan this morning."

"Andrew came downstairs and ghosted Susie when she was getting ready for work."

by Gary Condit September 27, 2005

Grouting

To have sex with, bang or fuck, in any orrifice.

Did you bang that chick last night?

Yeah, I was grouting her all night.

by Unipuna November 30, 2009

ghouling

When your man (but not actually your man) is acting up and you are considering ghosting him; so you take a step back from messaging him.
Think of it as a pre ghost before the real thing.

Friend: Should I text him and tell him what's wrong?
You: Just start ghouling him and see if he notices.

by Svetlanapopov October 24, 2018

Rain Ghosting

Walking or standing really close to someone you don't know who has an umbrella when its raining and you don't have one. Done in a casual way to piggy back on their umbrella without them noticing that's what you're doing.

"My friend forgot his umbrella today and i noticed him rain ghosting different people all day to keep from getting wet."

by BSWSG December 16, 2009

The Ghosting

The Sex position for when you and your friend switch places with the girl your fucking and you stand outside the window whilst waving

Mate do you wanna The Ghosting with this girl tonight.

by Le Soulo September 4, 2017

dirty ghosting

When a guy ghosts you on tinder/bumble/etc because you ask if his place is clean when he invites you over.

"Dudes on Tinder stay dirty ghosting me!"

by darkestwings July 4, 2020

ghosting

The act of fucking someone from behind, getting a mate to take over without the person noticing, then running outside and waving at them to scare the fuck outta them.

I ghosted sarah last night

by Jimmy D May 18, 2003