Golden Geyser

Verb; During coitus, you gleefully have your partner roll-over on his or her back with there anus facing skyward. You then proceed to urinate into the gaping vortex. Your partner then evacuates the warm golden liquid into the air via flatulent discharge thus creating the beautiful and majestic "Golden Geyser"

After a long day of work, Jana pulled the tarp out, laid it on the floor and called Bill in. She saw this as an opportunity to propose the "Golden Geyser" for their mutual enjoyment. Bill agreed without hesitation.

by David Gary David June 13, 2018

silent geyser

When a large amount of content is created by an inactive account or developer.

Person A: Look! Person C just uploaded five definitions to Urban Dictionary!
Person B: Didn’t he stop making definitions last year?
Person A: I guess.
Person B: Looks like he set off a silent geyser.
Welcome back.

by ChameleonDragon April 11, 2019

Anus Geyser

When someone’s anus is open wide enough to fit mentos inside, some tosses in a few mentos and then pours in coke into the hole, thus causing a massive explosion straight out of the anus

“Mark what are those mentos for, I thought we were going to have sex”, “open up Susan, the anus geyser comes first”.

by Applebees56276 September 10, 2023

Lennard the human Geyser

A large neck beard with the classic fedora, wielding a 1 inch long 3 inch wide penis that fires with the force of a jet engine.

Lennard the human geyser thinks himself a worrier wilst typing sexiest things about women online and blasting away at his loli body pillows with force equivalent to a jet engine and the accuracy of a blind soldier.

by Wood For Hire May 19, 2019

Upside down geyser

When a person takes an alcohol shot enima and pushes it out into someone else's mouth.

WOW, she gave him a big upside down geyser.

by Glowstixboyohio March 30, 2021

Gyselle

She’s the most amazing person you’ll ever meet but be warned she likes dick. If she wants it she’ll suck it anywhere and everywhere. Someone who does good blowjobs. Be careful if you make her mad she’ll break your dick.

Him: Gyselle gave me a blowjob and it was the other way around....she made me want more!
Her: Do you think Gyselle can do pussy?

by drexco29 December 19, 2018

Nasal Geyser

Placing the tip of a penis up to the nostril making a flush, airtight fit and upon ejaculating creating a sensation not unlike a sneeze in reverse.

I've been blowing my nose constantly since Greg gave me a Nasal Geyser.

by Iamash July 20, 2008