by Fishing 1 June 15, 2022
When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.
I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.
by Juanaconda May 31, 2022
When a player smashes a shot at the post on Rocket League, usually because a ball chasing team mate blocked what would've otherwise been a perfect shot
Scotty: He's hit the Lynn and Geoff!
Thornberry: Meeerrr, fuck's sake Chubba. Every time, EVERY TIME!
Thornberry: Meeerrr, fuck's sake Chubba. Every time, EVERY TIME!
by Chubba1989 July 14, 2021
A Government official who was the execution target of one Al Shizaba and his notorious terrorist gang. However other than that one specific occasion he is quite a bore, he may have poked Francesco Shontally in the eye that one time but he really isn't all that interesting.
by DaMightyNose July 21, 2022
by awstyn July 16, 2021
A fantabulous human with many skills. He is a very important human. If you ever get hold of a geoff its probably lucky cause there is only one of him.
He can put a smile on any llamas face.
Treasure your GEOFF.
He can put a smile on any llamas face.
Treasure your GEOFF.
Geoff is great friends with everyone and has great friends.
Leandro is his friend and together they will take over america.
Most geoffs live in Australia though.
Leandro is his friend and together they will take over america.
Most geoffs live in Australia though.
by ElDickhead December 28, 2017
Geoff is the stupid little brother of Jeff who is always following him and screaming "MY NAME E GEOFF" at the top his lungs.
Jeff: It's so sad that grandpa is dead
Geoff: MY NAME E GEOFF
Jeff: You should be the one in that grave
Geoff: MY NAME E GEOFF
Jeff: You should be the one in that grave
by Jeff with a dead grandpa February 23, 2018