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Genshin Impact 

Genshin Impact™ is a game designed by the Chinese Communist party for the sole purpose of convincing morbidly obese unfunny American band students to blow their entire savings on 3D rendered breasts and inevitably get fuck all thus preventing said weeabo americans from ever breeding and thus wiping out the shower avoidant twats from the face of the earth.
Player : "Ah fuck I lost the 50/50 in Genshin Impact™ again. Well I'll go back to fapping to literal drawings of children and browsing r/goodanimememes."
Genshin Impact by hutaolover🥺 January 14, 2023

Genshin Impact 

The ultimate way to lose all motivation and money.

The fandom goes with free racism and toxitity.

Play at your own risk!
"I just started playing Genshin Impact" "That's such a bad idea"

Genshin Impact 

A game that no lifes play. If you play this be ashamed.
"You play Genshin Impact?"
"Yeah, It is a really creative, inspirational game tha-"
"Shut up"

Genshin Impact 

Debt disguised as an anime game.
person 1: you wanna play genshin impact?
person 2: no, i don't feel like losing all my money today
Genshin Impact by Nic0981323 March 5, 2023

Genshin Impact 

A forbidden game which when played, instantly adds 50 kilograms of fat on your body and generates a fatal allergy to grass. Playing Genshin Impact puts the gamer at a huge risk of losing their father or sometimes both parental figures Genshin Impact is simialar to league of legends and other various anime-related video games which have the same effects on any life forms.
"Sorry son, i cant stay here because you are playing Genshin Impact"

Genshin Impact 

A game by Hoyoverse that a whole lot of people play, and that has a whole lot of insulting definitions on this platform. As someone who could argue about the topic for five hours straight,

1. It may be seemingly a breath of the wild ripoff but it does have a unique plot. The lore is so complicated I can't keep it all straight.
2. Yes, it is a gacha game, but at least it's free to play and doesn't have fucking ads.
3. Just because there are children does not mean that someone who plays as a child is a pedophile. The children are platonically adorable so shut up.
4. I play Genshin and I not only have a life but serious aspirations for the future, thank you very much.

The only thing that is remotely cringe about this game is probably the developers' obvious fear of melanin. Besides that, this game is actually good. Fight me.
Person A: "Genshin Impact's lore is so ridiculously complicated that I can't keep it all straight."
Person B: "And you probably simp for at least two of the characters."
Person A: "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT-"
Genshin Impact by RainaNonymous September 26, 2023