Gareth

A "Gareth" is defined as a short unit of measurement.

Scottish slang used to describe a small or short object or distance.

That's about half a gareth.

by TontoLibre450 August 29, 2019

Gareth le simp

The best friggin guy alive he is my cute ass boyfriend who is a simp but he’s my simp and he’s adorable as heck .... I love you bubs :)

THATS MY FAVOURITE SIMP RIGHT THERE <3

Gareth le simp is the best boyfriend on earth

by Definitely not Adams sidekick December 12, 2020

Garth Out

Verb; To bail on plans; To not follow through; to leave your friends hangin'; to be a bad friend; to impolitely cancel plans for no real reason.

"Hey, is Chris going to bring his halloween costume for you to borrow?"
"No, he's garthing out again."

"Dude, I'm so excited for our roadtrip this summer!"
"I think I might have to garth out, i don't really feel like it."
"Harsh, dude..."

by Xack November 2, 2009

Garth

is a funny, unique character, puts the G in gangster, or thug, has a big *ick to keep his pants from saggin, is part of the 3G'S a top secret service, well respected. Loves banging doggystyle. Likes rap, drum & bass, trance, kunt, azz, bj's , anal foreplay, gettin blown, garth is a mutha effin rockstar.

Oh my, garth your so huge!!

Cynthia: "Hey!!! whos that cute gay boy?"
Crystal: umm that would be Garth.
Cynthia: wow is he ever cute.
Crystal: yeah isn't he ever cute.
Cynthia: would you?
Crystal: ive already been there girl. Hes hung like a horse!!!

by kum*Star June 21, 2010

Garth

To excessively rage at something that shouldn't be raged at

"Oh no, he's going to do a Garth at that game again"

by Cameroon Baxter November 11, 2014

Homosecular Gaytheist

A thoughtful, intellectual individual who happens to identify as both gay (homosexual) and atheist (secular).

I am a homosecular gaytheist, therefore, I am awesome. I am a girl who likes girls and I don't believe in a god = HOMOSECULAR GAYTHEISM!!!!!!!!

by superk13 April 8, 2011

Garth

A slightly heavy male who likes holding people down and spanking them!!

OMG Look at that Garth holding down that poor little girl

by the one who was spanked August 14, 2011