got him

1) when u make a good pun.

2) when u trick someone out

Jenny: " hey Michelle, hey Becky"
Michelle: "hey I hate ur face"

Becky: " got him"

( Becky and Michelle high five 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼)

by jeiscrist June 14, 2015

got crystal balls

You got crystal balls? This is a humorous way to ask someone if they have super mental powers.

After predicting three race results, people asked Carl if he got crystal balls working!

by I, Wreckerrr May 22, 2021

got me tight

Being mad or angry at a situation that someone got you bent.

Mannn this bitch got me tight talkin bout she ain't tryna fuck.

by Moeejay February 6, 2017

Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.

She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.

by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016

got them monkey nuts

Referring to 100 round drum magazines, also known as drum mags or beta mags. Most reffering to double drums on one magazine hanging below the firearm like a scrotum.

My Glock got them monkey nuts

by GotShh? July 6, 2014

got laid

having hot sweaty sex
Men tend to be happy after getting laid.

Raquel: I wonder why he was being so nice today in class
Emily: Maybe he got laid for the first time

by the man and the teacher February 25, 2009

Got Israeled

I was sitting at my table and someone asked if they can join. I said yes and after that i was asked to leave the table because they have a meeting. I think I just got israeled.

Got israeled

by ocosag October 27, 2023