Funeral Touting

Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.

That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!

by OnlyRealness July 14, 2017

funerly

A word for people who hate people who say the word funer if someone says not to say funer you can say funerly and make them even more mad

“Let’s go to Sarah’s house it’s funer there” “Funer isn’t a word!” “fine letS go to Sarah’s house it’s more funerly” “ugh I hate you”

by Picklefacts November 30, 2020

Hobo Funeral

When your hobo friend dies and you hoist him into the Safeway dumpster. Traditional.

Later on I gave him a traditional Hobo Funeral, like he always said he wanted, in the Safeway dumpster.

by yellowhat September 10, 2012

Curtis Fuller

baller ass trombone player

“Oh damn, Curtis Fuller just fucked my mom”

“Yeah he’s Curtis Fuller tho, you should be honored”

by Donald Trump, Jr. March 10, 2021

Grandma's Funeral

A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse

Tim constantly had to Grandma's Funeral not to spunk in xtina's butt

by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007

That’s Your Funeral

A way of telling somebody “do what you want but it’s your loss”

Becky: I’ve decided I’m going to get hot pink highlights!
George: welp, that’s your funeral

by Isabel's best friend July 24, 2018

Mr. Fuller

A fat meatball that likes to look at underage peaches. Also like to talk about owning slaves. Might be Italian.

Did you see Mr. Fuller look at that underage peach while he was goin on about slaves?

by Yeetafius42069 January 24, 2020