Funcom

any company that sucks donkey balls, fails on its promises, all the while stealing your lunch money. can be a verb or a noun.

Noobie: "OMg dis GamE teHSUxORZ, therrz no end gaME cOntent ere'thing is brokd and my character is NerFeD worse Than a RaNger!"

Zogish: "Haha, bitch, you got Funcom'd!"

by Collin S. June 27, 2008

Fungo

A drink made of cum, vodka, and pop rocks. Mainly used as a shock item.

"You George, Landon sent me a glass of fungo!"

by walofur May 11, 2017

Funbob

Verb: to joke or mess around with someone; a statement of unbelievability.
Origin: an idiot whose name is FunBob from Wheeling Jesuit University.

"You gotta be Funbobin me."

by Dub/Hart April 20, 2005

muddy funhouse

The act of ass-fucking someone with a hand puppet.

I gave the dumb bitch a muddy funhouse and took her food stamps.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

Funfuckingfastic

How a person who is quasi-drunk feels when they're having a good time.

How was your birthday?
Why, it was funfuckingfastic!

by Cleavaland Steamer January 4, 2004

African Funbox

White girl who gets pounded by black people on a regular basis. White girl who seeks out black dick.

Whitney is an African Funbox

by titos334 November 17, 2010

Funfortunate

Adj- Something fun or funny that happens in the midst of a usually tedious task or negative situation.

I had to go to the doctor today which sucked, however, it was funfortunate that the doctor gave me a lollipop at the end of my visit.

by Fountain Penn April 10, 2011