The Frying Man

An alternative to the popular program 'The Lion Man'. A fat repulsive paedo who works as a job centre advisor moves to a shared house where he lives on a diet of hideous smelling non branded foods cooked in cheap oil. The camera crews follow him in his every day life of agraphobia, depression and waiting outside schools in long jackets at home time.
"mummy, there's a man squirting milk at me through the railings. oh shit its the frying man. lock up your toddlers and get the bobbitt scissors"
by Roderick Van Chuffsplitz August 01, 2009
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frying pan

A cooking item that old ladies hit criminals with.
The 90 year old woman that was being robbed hit the robber with a frying pan, knocking him out cold.
by Mickpurple20 April 30, 2012
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frying pan

Something you hit a bad person over the head with.
Hey you: see my frying pan? whack! now you've seen it! goodbye!
by loveblue92 April 12, 2012
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fry fuck

When you order a large order of fries at a fast food restaurant, but receive a small order of fries instead. Also applies when you order a burger and fries, but only receive the burger.
Check the bag and make sure there's large fries. They fry fucked me last time I was here.
by Phoenix706 June 20, 2010
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wake and fry

When you partake of the LSD while, or shortly after, waking up.
- Good morning!
- Dude, why is there a small, rectangular piece of paper in my mouth?
- Time to wake and fry!
by d3ly51d June 20, 2018
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Alex Fry

A drunk who ruins parties by lying about his/her source of alcohol.
Person A: That Alex Rad kid and that Alex Fry kid are the same in every way!
Person B: No, Alex Fry has to tell teachers about his night-life.
by The gossiper February 01, 2010
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Fish Fry

When there are more females than males at a location.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest
by TheChampion613 November 24, 2011
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