Fumble

When you're carrying a baby and you drop it.

John: Woops, sorry Debrah, fumbled little timmy.

by DeluxeAnus October 29, 2011

Frambled Egg

An alternative way of cooking an egg. The egg is fried before scrambling for extra calories, resulting in a frambled egg!

That frambled egg ben made this morning was boss.

by smithymac April 19, 2009

fumble on the one

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

by incognicola December 27, 2011

Fumblecock

the perfect insult to call a person when normal words just aren't enough.

"He is a woman-hating misogynist fumblecock."

by Sammi Wolfe April 29, 2013

fromble

To act like a goat or desire to be a goat

A person frombles when they are

1) Making goat sounds or gestures while ordering food
2) Attempt to remove your partners clothing with your mouth
3) Chew bubble gum with your mouth open
4) Are having a liking for kilts
5) Preferring the emotion of crankiness

by Dr Gruehl July 11, 2014

Fumblescrote

Fumblescrote. Adjective. Pub toilet. Panic. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.

'I made it to the toilet, but my thumb slipped and I suffered Fumblescrote'.

by Glennyboy December 18, 2015

fumblefuck

someone who constantly drops things and is extremely clumsy.

I cannot believe what a fumblefuck, a can be.

by dizziupthegirl April 19, 2016