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butch fruitcake 

a slut who is annoying and uses way to much tanner and has kissed more girls than guys and claims shes straight.
oh my god look!
what??
it's the butch fruitcake...
oh shit.. everyone run and hide
butch fruitcake by mhamilton July 6, 2010

Sadist Fruitcake 

A Fruitcake made with small glass shards; not a very nice thing to give out to small children
Lucy is such a whore, I'm going to make her a sadist fruitcake!

looks like mom whipped up some sadist fruitcake for the in-laws

Texas Fruitcake 

When someone is having gay sex and blogging against gay rights at the same time.
While Jim was fucking Steve, he was totally giving him a Texas fruitcake and writing an article for the Drudge Report on his laptop.
Texas Fruitcake by seemefree November 29, 2010

backwards fruitcake 

Anal reverse cow girl. After man cums in her ass she poos it back onto his chest.
I will be ruding the backwards fruitcake tonight.

as nutty as a fruitcake

completely insane, very eccentric
That girl is as nutty as a fruitcake

fruit aka fruitcake 

"Look at that fruitcake, he's such a fruit"
fruit aka fruitcake by Cheryl September 25, 2003