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Ultimate frustration

Knowing something to be true, then finding out it isn't.
I cant wait to have my last pack of pop-tarts... WTF!!?? WHO THE F#$% ATE MY LAST POP TARTS!!!!!!!?? I now know ultimate frustration...
by Gaziltapig January 1, 2012
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the fall frustrations

That horrible time comes around every year, girls put away their summer clothes and guys are forced to deal with irritation of undressing 38 layers of overly thick warm clothing....
It took me 19 minutes ton undress her, the fall frustrations got me so stressed out I ripped her leg warmers
by uhhhhnnamji September 9, 2013
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Frontation

The process of being fronted a packaged good or item for money or collateral in return.
In order for me to front you, you must first agree to the circumstances of my frontation.
by DifferentNic July 13, 2012
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Fruitition

Man, my bananas are growing real close to fruitition
by tb23 April 19, 2019
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frustration

Awww you feeling a little frustrated?

if you are feeling uncomfortable and a frustrated by the truth, imagine how we feel with all your shit day in day out? You're a selfish prick.

l don't really give a frog's arse if you feel frustrated or uncomfortable in anyway! Its about time you g9t a little taste of your own shit

I am not mean. I am only truthful. And we all know the truth is bitter for people like you. So its your own meanness which leaks through these small passages. Your very own.
Ooooo someone is experiencing a little frustration. Too bad we don't reslly give a flying ballsack
by love_maiden July 13, 2014
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fruitarianism

An extremely unhealthy diet of consisting only raw fruit and possibly other raw plant foods, followed by the very stupid or very gullible, who ignore the fact that humans are naturally meat-eaters.
Alice Teresa, the fruitarian: You can live wonderfully on raw fruit alone! Every nutritionist and doctor agrees that fruit is the healthiest food in the world! You'll be healthy and joyful!

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Quit talking nonsense. I'm already healthy and joyful, because I'm getting all the nutrients I need. You, on the other hand, are missing out on protein, Vit. B12, iron, essential fats, and a whole host of other important nutrients. In my entire life, I have never met a single health professional who reccomended fruitarianism.

10 years later:

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Wow, that steak was great! I feel quite good now.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Me too. By the way, whatever happened to Alice Teresa, the fruitarian?

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Oh, she got diabetes, anemia, and osteoporosis quite a while ago. Also, the lack of vitamin B12 messed up her mind, so she has a long term stay at the local mental hospital.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Yikes, fruitarianism is so dangerous. I'm glad I didn't fall for their propaganda.
by JesseG88 December 15, 2006
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Frilationship

When two people are in a relationship that is somewhere between friendship and a romantic relationship. They are usually initiated by men who need female companionship but are unable to comit. It is often very difficult to determine if you are on a date or just hanging out as these men will often pay. The word comes from joining the words friend and relationship, thus you are in a Frilationship. The frilationship is a very grey place and it is very difficult to define the situation. It is very similar to friends with bennefits except the bennefits aren't always sexual in nature and can be seen as help buying gifts for one's mother, ect.
I really thought he was intereseted in me. I guess that was just another frilationship.
by MasKara November 9, 2011
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