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Banana Fritter

a Banana Fritter is made when a man and a woman love each other very much, and she is like "hey honey, I want you to C in my A" and so he does, and since they love each other very much, they arnt using any condoms, and he doesn't pull out right away, because there is an obligatory 10 mins of post sex cuddle time that keeps women from complaining. The problem is he's had a long day at work, and he's kinda tired, so that 10 mins suddenly turns into a whole night. When he finally pulls out of her the next morning he finds his rod looking a lot like a fried and battered treat
Keep it in her ass too long and you'll get a total banana fritter
by Poetix March 27, 2011
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fritter

to totally freak out, to panic, to speak in strange tongues out of stress/fear/anxiety
"Whoa, Darcy, did you hear that guy? He was totally frittering out."
by hug_a_musician January 28, 2009
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Fritter Friend

A form of friendship with a human that is never-ending, for all time and eternity.
May: I'm so glad you are my Fritter Friend. I love you.

Russell: Yes, we will always be Fritter Friends! I love you too.
by rockisintheair December 6, 2010
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conch fritters

Clumpy, ball-like masses which form in women's underwear when sweat mixes with talc or baby powder.

Female version of Hushpuppies.
It was 95 degrees and 90 percent humidity today - my poor girlfriend was making a big batch of of conch fritters!
by MikeinOcala July 14, 2011
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Fritter

(plural: Fritters)
n) a portmanteau of Friend and Twitter - essentially, a Friend on Twitter.

Likely, this friend is either of the wrong age or lives too far away to be a real life friend, but is someone who you can constantly have tweet-based conversations with.
"So I was talking to one of my fritters the other night..."
"Oh, my best fritter posted this awesome link..."

example_user: Goodnight #fritters! It was good talking to you. I <3 my fritters!
by isthiscanon October 7, 2009
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Rittered

When the death of a celebrity overshadows the death of a different celebrity on the same day. When Johnny Cash passed away the news paid more attention to the passing of John Ritter.
Farrah Fawcett was so rittered by the death of Michael Jackson...
by D. Wunder July 3, 2009
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cunt fritter

some one who is very annoying. To the degree in which you want to stab them in the throat.
Andrew! Stop being such a damn Cunt Fritter!!!
by Mr. Mikel August 19, 2007
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