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Take Apart the Fridge 

Gettin so hammered that you come home and start taking apart your refrigerator for no apparent reason other than being in a drunken stupor.
"Yo, last night was crazy. G got wasted, came home and started to take apart the fridge"

Samsung Smart Fridge

A Fridge used to store items but you can use Twitter on it
Person A: im gaming on fortnite rn on 420 frames per seconds bruh moment 1v1 me rn

Person B: Pathetic. Im gaming on my Samsung Smart Fridge on 3 frames per second. Your pathetic CISCO C880 M5 V5 8S 6TB 128GB DIMMS AND PLATINUM 8180M will never top my Samsung Smart Fridge
Person A: Fuck you 1v1 me Peasant

nuke the fridge

Because the top definition is too complicated;
Drop a nuclear bomb on a fridge and survive.
Person A: Oh god! A nuclear bomb is coming!
Person B: It's going to nuke the fridge!
Indiana Jones' big brain: Perfect idea! It totally won't be destroyed! We totally won't die! Let's hide in it!

Bubbly's in the Fridge 

Something one says before losing their composure in an uncontrollable bout of intense rage. Alternate form "Bubbly in the Fridge".
Vanessa muttered "Bubbly's in the fridge" before yelling like a banshee and trashing up the tastefully decorated East-End living/dining room.

fridge blindness 

A horrible disease that makes you eventually starve to death.

fridge blindness is something which many men have, usually we can live through it with the help of a female who has not got Fridge blindness disease.

it starts of with not being able to find the butter in the fridge and having to ask where it is. it is eventually found by a female right in front of your eyes.
Then it moves onto more obvious object such as the eggs, milk and after a few weeks of having FBD you will no longer be able to see the orange juice.

Unfortunately some people have been seriously hurt mentaly by this disease.

WARNING!!!! all men and a small percent of female will have this disease in there life, you can't catch it of other infected people but it is more dangerous in a badly lit room.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Man with Fridge Blindness: wheres the butter?
woman: there idiot, it's right in front of you
Man: NOOOOO I HAVE FBD

*10 days later the man dies of not having enough milk*

fridgety 

When one opens and closes the fridge looking for something to eat when they're not really hungry just to pass time
Look at Tom in the kitchen, talk about being fridgety.
fridgety by Xatio87 March 1, 2011