sane freeze

When someone's words or actions defy logic or normal behavior, particularly during the winter months. Odd or peculiar actions taking place everywhere at once.

M: Everyone's IQ's must have dropped off a cliff. I saw people fighting over stupid stuff. Then the riots started and no one knew what or why they happened. People were just went out of control so I left.

G: A real sane freeze, huh?
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M: Becky called me up at 4am the other night and just started rambling on like an idiot worried about everything. I told her to sleep it off.

G: She's been acting strange to everyone. I think she has sane freeze lately. I can't hang out with her.

by pseudopun February 19, 2012

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crotch freeze

when you're wading into a pool, lake, etc. and the cold water reaches up there and makes you want to get out

I was about to turn around because the water gave me a crotch freeze but then my friend splashed me and I had to go in.

by wangnotlohan June 14, 2011

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Teeth freeze

When your teeth get really cold and they start to freeze. Like a brain freeze but for your teeth!

It’s a hot summer day, I’m eating a popsicle and I have a teeth freeze

by Kendal Ratzlaff October 1, 2020

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Tip Freeze

A cold or frozen penis-head.

Man, walking in this 20 degree weather gave my dick tip freeze!

by BigDeek January 21, 2011

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hiring freeze

A condition in which a place of business puts a temporary halt on the hiring of new employees. This is often the result of the CEO purchasing a new yacht or Fiji beach home and usually means that employees of said company should start looking for new jobs.

"Thank you for interviewing with us, but management has just initiated a hiring freeze. We will be keeping your resume on file. I am going to go kill myself now."

by Tony November 15, 2004

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