sane freeze

When someone's words or actions defy logic or normal behavior, particularly during the winter months. Odd or peculiar actions taking place everywhere at once.

M: Everyone's IQ's must have dropped off a cliff. I saw people fighting over stupid stuff. Then the riots started and no one knew what or why they happened. People were just went out of control so I left.

G: A real sane freeze, huh?
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M: Becky called me up at 4am the other night and just started rambling on like an idiot worried about everything. I told her to sleep it off.

G: She's been acting strange to everyone. I think she has sane freeze lately. I can't hang out with her.

by pseudopun February 19, 2012

Freeze the Monkey

Verb | To have sex with a Snowman.

(Original definition by a YouTuber named "CaptainSauce")

"Hey Amy, did you hear that Kevin said he would Freeze the Monkey last night?"
"Yeah, Emma! Kevin is such an idiot sometimes!"

by RandomMoron February 22, 2020

Teeth freeze

When your teeth get really cold and they start to freeze. Like a brain freeze but for your teeth!

It’s a hot summer day, I’m eating a popsicle and I have a teeth freeze

by Kendal Ratzlaff October 1, 2020

Tip Freeze

A cold or frozen penis-head.

Man, walking in this 20 degree weather gave my dick tip freeze!

by BigDeek January 21, 2011

hiring freeze

A condition in which a place of business puts a temporary halt on the hiring of new employees. This is often the result of the CEO purchasing a new yacht or Fiji beach home and usually means that employees of said company should start looking for new jobs.

"Thank you for interviewing with us, but management has just initiated a hiring freeze. We will be keeping your resume on file. I am going to go kill myself now."

by Tony November 15, 2004

vanilla freeze

When after jacking off you cum on yourself and let it dry.

"I fell asleep last night after jerkin' it and accidently gave myself a vanilla freeze!"

by Dex Rardin July 24, 2006

code freeze

code freeze takes place when developers are about to release new e.g. beta version of software to the public so it can be further tested.
Usually all the bugs that wasn't fixed in current release will be fixed in the next one.

Mozilla announced a code freeze for a beta version of Firefox 3.0.

by le1 February 27, 2008