freckle puncher

One who is one the delivery end of anal sex; usually reserved for a male homosexual.

Hey, I just found out that Elton John is a freckle puncher!

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

mouthful of freckles

The act of performing fellatio on a red headed male, as popularized by the song "Just Pretend", a collaboration between "Walking Dead" star Emily Kinney and noted bassist Conrad Korsch.

I feel an ache, hunger low in my tummy; a mouthful of freckles sure sounds yummy

by tumbleweaves October 28, 2013

freckle fest

two people with freckles (or gingers) having any kind of sexual intercourse.

b-"garrett is dating jaymie!"
t-" no way! not another ginger"
b-" hahaha i know."
b-" where is he anyways?"
t-" i bet you hes with jaymie having a freckle fest"
b" hahahahah!"

by mistergatorboots15 April 20, 2010

freckle bowl

the little dots of shit left all over the inside of the toilet bowl after a particullary explosive episode of diarrhea.

person #1 "dude, what did you do! the inside of my toilet looks like a jackson pollock!"

person #2 "sorry for the freckle bowl but I think that my hot wings, prunes and apple cider snack finally caught up with me."

by Johnny-P March 7, 2012

Freckle-wrecker

A gay man, poofter, Arse-bandit, Homosexual, ETC

"He won't touch her,, he's a freckle-wrecker"

by stanute February 27, 2010

Meth freckles

The numerous unsightly sores covering the face of a methamphetamine user.

Hey Becky what are all those scabs on Cimdy's face? Oh those are her meth freckles.

by HOOKER328 September 23, 2016

Sand freckles

When you step out of the shower and you get dirt on ya feet

Yo bro clean up ya sand freckles

by EpicBiggie3000 October 5, 2019