Stacy: hey bob what are you doing?
Bob:I’m shoving a fork down my throat
Stacy:so your forking yourself
Bob:yes I am
Stacy:I’m gonna fork myself too
Bob:I’m shoving a fork down my throat
Stacy:so your forking yourself
Bob:yes I am
Stacy:I’m gonna fork myself too
by Fork September 18, 2020
by shortestpersonever September 04, 2017
An alternative to fuck. Used in locations such as the workplace where outright swearing is not acceptable.
by Bridge Face October 10, 2008
by theGreenBunny May 23, 2003
having sexual relations with someone; alternative to the phrase, "fuck it"; to terminate something; replacing a fork to eat with when a spoon would usually be used but is unavailable.
"Dude, me and Jenny are totally gonna fork it tonight."
"Fork it, man! I'll never get the homework done in time!"
"Damn, my dog's dying. I think the vet is gonna have to fork it..."
"Hey, we're out of spoons. How are we gonna eat the pudding?" "Just fork it!"
"Fork it, man! I'll never get the homework done in time!"
"Damn, my dog's dying. I think the vet is gonna have to fork it..."
"Hey, we're out of spoons. How are we gonna eat the pudding?" "Just fork it!"
by TroyTrojanAPR March 03, 2010
fork you bitch! fork you asshole! I am out.
(These two say the Pixies suck moose dick... can ya even believe it?!)
(These two say the Pixies suck moose dick... can ya even believe it?!)
by hytham_hammer July 20, 2005