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football

A Xanax pill.
Named such because .25, .5, .1 mg dose pills take the shape of miniature footballs.
Person 1: Yo can you get me a couple footballs?
Person 2: Yah be right there, how big?
Person 1: 3 .5s. Thanks dawg.
by collegekid420 October 11, 2011
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Footballer

verb, 'to football'.

Instead of spitting on a lover's anal entrance to provide natural lubrication, a footballer is putting one finger on one's nose to block one nostril whilst violently blowing through the other nostril thus using nasal mucus instead.

noun, 'Footballer'

The completed act of footballing.
I needed to ram my cock up her Gary and happened to have a touch of swine 'flu so I footballed her and then slid in with relative ease.

I did a footballer to ease the process of exploring her poo cave.
by ganton July 11, 2009
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football

a blood sport that Americans love so much that they often wear war-paint to view
my son is in coma because he got tackled too hard during a game of football
by ongadoolover October 25, 2020
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Football

The word that has created a war between America,Asia,Australia vs Europe
Person 1: Hey let's play football

Person 2: Ok *Gets out American football*
Person 1: I said football dumbfuck!
Person 2: Oh you mean Soccer?
Person 1: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!!??
Person 2: Soccer???
Person 1: *Knocks out American football fan *
by RyanANormalPerson April 30, 2019
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Football

A stand in for war. In modern society, there are certain anachronistic human traits that persist, despite their lack of adaptiveness. One is the need for some sort of territorial conflict. Football teams are named after, and have stadiums in, certain geographic areas (eg the “Oakland Raiders”) to create the illusion that they are, somehow representative of this area. All, or almost all, of the players and coaches are inevitably not from this area, but the naming scheme is enough of a paper thin veneer to allow anyone in the entire state to arbitrarily consider this “their” team. This feeds into the irrational impulse for territorial struggle or even war while maintaining decorum. Also makes millions of dollars.
Bob: What do you think of the Seattle Seahawks football team?
Sally: Well, despite the fact that everyone on the team is from the deep south, I am from Seattle and thus live vicariously through them.
by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021
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Football

A sport for retards that want to be brain dead by the time they are 50
by Masterspliter October 13, 2018
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Football

A ball used in the sport of football, NOT A FRUIT!
by Adia72 June 4, 2018
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