football 

Football is the best sport in the history of man, not including wizarding sports like Quidditch. For U.S.A users, it's soccer. You kick a ball into a net, and shout and scream for the rest of the match because you scored.

Guy 1: Hey, I scored a goal in football today!
Guy 2: Well, I scored ten goals in my football match!

football by old handle July 4, 2014

Football 

For anyone that calls AMERICAN Football "Gay" or "Slow" just look at this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta3Gi_AFTQg Football is a game of strategy, strength, and speed. Soccer is a game of who can run all over a field without passing out.

Football is the best game in the world

Football by Geeter September 14, 2008

football 

in the U.S.A.,a bastardised form of rugby where the ball is rarely kicked.Played by large muscular men wearing skin-tight trousers and make-up.

"American football is definately NOT gay."

football by Wayne Fukyerself January 18, 2010

Football 

1) The most impacting phenomenon in humanity since Christianity. A 'sport' played all around the world. misnamed as 'soccer' most prominently in the U.S.A.

2) Misnaming Gridiron. A lesser discipline commonly misnamed as Football, instead being more related to rugby. A contact sport played most commonly in U.S.A. and Canada where around 11 men were big armors and tight pants and grapple each other in short intervals of 5 seconds. Usually to catch a breather and to show commercials.

- FIFA is a big mafia that has control over football all around the world.

- U.S.A. is the gayest country on Earth, that's why they enjoy their contact sports so much, for instance American Football.

Football by 60l) March 13, 2009

Football 

As most people are aware of the sport football, there is also a pot smoking game referred to as "football" in which a joint is passed in a rotation of people, and when each person takes a hit, they hold it in their lungs until the joint comes around to them again. Recommended for relatively small rotations.

Football by rabidsheep420 September 9, 2003

Football 

a game where people are paid to run from other people.

want to play football
sure im white

Football by pleaseno February 27, 2018

Football 

A bunch of meathead cocksuckers with dick for brains who fuck each other up the assholes and lick wet sausage!

Faggot: I be watchin da football game bruh!

Football by D Flawless June 2, 2018