Sam Forded

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.

"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."

by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014

Junk Folder

A woman's vagina. Where men want to put their "junk".

When she told me she was wearing matching bra and panties I knew I was going to be filling her Junk Folder.

by Boozecoma December 16, 2014

Folderlanche

A form of natural disaster restricted to the progressively more scarce environments in which words are put onto actual paper, and papers are put into actual physical folders. A folderlanche occurs when many such folders are simultaneously dislodged from the shelf or table where they had been precariously stacked, and begin a catastrophic slide that overwhelms all in their path.

Note: A folderlanche should not be confused with the similar but significantly more deadly 'binderlanche'.

Simon was chimping with a Russian Sailor when a freshly-flung turd struck a titanic stack of folders containing all of the former's Barry Manilow porn. The ensuing folderlanche left Big Ivan disfigured, and Simon ginger.

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 5, 2015

homework folder

Normally after a number of gigabytes. It has MANY porn photos.

Guy 1: I'll bet you have a homework folder on there.
Guy 2: Yeah, around 64 gigabytes.
Guy 1: Wow, thats more 'homework' than I've seen

by Sephia July 8, 2018

86 gb homework folder

Your porn stash.

My mom asked to use my computer last night. I’m so glad that she didn’t open on 86 gb homework folder

by spalgwadj May 16, 2018

inception folder

A folder within a folder within a folder. Usually used for storing porn, passwords, bank account details, and other sensitive files.

I don't password protect my account, but I store all of my important things in an inception folder, so I should be fine.

MacintoshHD/Library/WebServer/share/httpd/manual/developer/SOMETHING

by Leaf360 February 26, 2011

Faptime Folder

The folder on a computer that someone uses to store all their porn.

My internet got shut off so I had to dig through my faptime folder to find something to masturbate too.

by Stevile September 4, 2011