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Floor Curry

An abundance of diarrhea and other types of excrement spread across a bathroom floor and or walls. Usually found in the country of India due to 40% of the population shitting outside on the streets or beaches because the public bathrooms are overflowing with shit.
OH MY GOD! There's like 2 inches Floor Curry spread across the entire bathroom floor!

That Indian food is gonna make me drop some mean Floor Curry.

That looks like Floor Curry. (Aka shit)
by D0balina June 30, 2019
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kitchen floor reset

A term coined by British comedian Russell Kane.

When you have such a bad breakdown that you end up on your mother's kitchen floor, crying your eyes out with snot all over your face, telling her that you're convinced that you'll never amount to anything/no-one will ever love you/you're going to fail you're uni course/etc.. It usually happens to young adults, mostly people who have just moved away from home, who suddenly realise that being a functioning adult is not as easy as it looks. The kitchen floor reset renders you incapable of looking after yourself for a number of days either side of it but, after it has passed, everything is miraculously ok again and everything that seemed like a big deal now feels very manageable. Hence the term "reset".
Person 1: I heard that Kelly broke up with Brian and that he's in real bad shape
Person 2: Yeah, he went home and had a total kitchen floor reset, he should be back at uni by monday
by lolafitz May 18, 2016
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Double Megabed Floorgy

When you put two college bunk beds together, creating two megabeds, and you have a massive orgy on the beds with everyone on your floor.
Dude, how was the party last weekend?

It was so crazy that we had a double megabed floorgy.
by Floor 2 Peeps March 16, 2011
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FLOOR GANG OUH!

P1: Sup fellow floor gang member!
P2: Im doing good!
P1: let's express our alpha and big pp energy
P1 and P2: FLOOR GANG OUH!
by +-_-_-+ May 18, 2020
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floor pie

Mmmmm... Flor pie. -Homer Simpson
by ZaphodPhouchg April 8, 2004
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girl next floor

A girl next floor is the same as a girl next door, only she lives in a bad, ghetto neighborhood (floor, meaning apartment building instead of house). This kind of girl is like a jewel in the gutter. She is sweet, shines out like a flower, she is innocent but at the same time streetwise in her ghetto-ass neighborhood.
Evie Jaresa is the perfect girl next floor, I wish i could get with that!
by Angelacia May 15, 2007
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Floor Squeak

1. Sometimes the certain spots or areas on the floor squeaks, by walking, stepping or standing.

2. Slang for farting while walking on hard floors while inside the house.
1. My floor in the kitchen squeaks by the kitchen sink.

2. My girlfriend farted while she was walking down the hall at the same time and she said, The floor squeaked.
by JayEssBee85 December 19, 2013
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