Floop

When you go to the toilet to poop and only fart, therefore, do a Floop

I needed to go to the toilet but it was only a floop

by DavoStorm August 8, 2025

Floop the Pig

Often used within the context of a turn based strategy game between two players 'Flooping the Pig' refers to singular successful manoeuvre that one can repeat against one's opponent as they have no means of countering it.

"Once Steve played that enchantment he was able to just floop the pig each turn until he won, there was nothing I could do"

by Tøggle July 21, 2012

Floop Dance

A dance in which a male human plants their feet, twists in place from left to right, extends both pointer fingers, bends both arms, and moves them in a chopping/ running motion (first right then left; not at the same time), and nods their head. When all steps are done simultaneously, a dance is created that women and Bono can not do (due to their inferior dexterity to men).

Sorry ladies, but i am going to do the Floop Dance to demonstrate my superior dexterity, as a male.

by Nigg-eZY April 29, 2009

Floop Day

Floop Day is a day celebrated as often or as infrequent as one desires. It is preferably a group activity, however, one can celebrate Floop Day alone. Activities for Floop Day include ISketch, long AIM or telephone conversations, silly jokes, and lots of giggling. During Floop Day it is acceptable to act as childish as one pleases and laugh at anything. Personally, I love celebrating Floop Day with my best friend, Matty Ahkbar. Do not hesitate to celebrate Floop Day ASAP, and for days at a time! Remember to always be kind, peaceful, silly, and loving.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. Them other brothers cannot deny...Happy Floop Day.

by everydayshouldbefloopday December 2, 2009

floop floop

technically a scrunchie but only sound could rappers know what u talking about because u only wear it on your wrist like ice

jewels: “look at this floop floop on my wrist”

ciara: “ooo that dripppp”

by jewelsxciara July 24, 2019

Floop the cooper

When you have to re-adjust your junk in public.

My dick kept getting stuck to my leg so I had to "floop the cooper".

by Angreebrackjuan March 5, 2019

Floop the pooch

When a healthcare provider performs a lower transverse C-section and folds part of the stomach flap up over itself during the process of removing the baby.

Also known as “flipping the pouch” or “flipping the pooch.”

Damn, he really flooped the pooched!

I liked cutting the cord, but my favorite part was when he flooped your pooch.

I think the next one will probably be a C-section too. He’ll probably floop the pooch again.

by YourMommasOnCrackRocks October 20, 2022