Teh Flood

The Flood Forum is a forum on Bungie.net that has yet to fall to the incessant idiots who plague the rest of the forums. Spawning thread after thread of EPIC WIN proportions, Teh Flood is my home. -Cows 0n Parade

"Teh Flood is great."

"Teh Flood is constantly at war with /b/tards."

"Teh Flood is, has been, and always will be over 9000."

by Cows 0n Parade March 3, 2009

Flonder Day

The soon to be 8th day of the week, giving the world 3 week end days and 5 work/school days.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Flonder Day, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (new week)

Yo there's a phat party goin down this Flonder Day, are you going?

by Teh Jester 12 May 4, 2009

Flidge

A long skinny penis. The opposite of a chode, which is short and fat.

"Did you see Aidan's dick pics? He has the longest flidge I've ever seen! It's sooo skinny too!"

by avesss October 11, 2016

Floigery

Public floigery is a hypothetical-criminal act defined as "a public display of insanity, too mild to be considered psychosis". In plain language, when a civilian engages in acts that should be considered illegal but are not, in fact, stated in the criminal code. Floigery, though amusing at times, should be considered with the utmost severity.

Common examples of floigery would include:
Making up words
Continuing on jokes for far longer than necessary
Taking bad ideas and turning them into real life events
Capris

by Willow Q. August 25, 2009

the flood

When your girl gives you multiple blowjobs and you nut inside her mouth so much that it floods out.

Last night, I popped a Viagra and gave my GF the flood.

by CharlieUniformNovemberTango March 31, 2017

Floich

Floich is a verb. It means to stay up longer than one should on the internet, knowing that work or other responsibilities are coming in the morning.

"I am sooooo tired, because I was up late last night floiching"

"My friends kept me up floiching all last night"

"I have to go now - I have floiched long enough"

"My wife is away, so I'm going to sit around and floich the night away"

"I am totally floiched from last night".

by Rick from Canada March 12, 2009

flid

An insult usually meaning spacker, thick, incapable or physically challenged.

Shortened term of Thalidomide, a German-invented drug which was used in the 1950's and 1960's across Europe to tame the side effects of pregnancy. It caused birth defects in new borns who's mother had used the drug.

The ban has now been lifted on Thalidomide as it is believed to cure a rare form of leprosy and is currently being tested for the treatment of HIV/AIDS.

"Haha, what a flid!"

by Ritchie April 30, 2004