Floater

A piece of fecal matter that will not sink, usually the result of a meal with a high fat content.

I supersized my Big Mac meal and let out a two foot long floater the next morning.

by kaptainkindbud December 28, 2005

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floating kayak

When in a 3-some, 1 guy fucks doggy, and the other is getting head from the girl/guy (the kayak). The girl/guy is in mid air and looks like a kayak.

Pablo: dude, me and Felix made a floating kayak out of that chick Maria.

Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.

by Punto Sanchez June 11, 2006

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Floating penis

When your penis floats in the bath.
Obviously, the penis is in a flaccid state.

Person1: My penis is floating..
Person2: Floating penis!

by z0xx0 January 1, 2011

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Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pong, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.

I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)

by JWMP November 10, 2008

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floating t-shirt

very dark skinned black people, because all you see of them in the dark is their t-shirts

ay did you see all those floating t-shirts over there by the bus-stop?

by late! October 16, 2008

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Pie Floater

Bizarre Australian "delicacy" that involves a meat pie, floating in pea soup, with tomato sauce on the top.

by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003

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teeth are floating

When one has to pee really bad.

The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.

Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.

by benormous December 28, 2005

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