faffing

The excessive use of time for nonsense activities

Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.

by Stephen March 24, 2004

flafliculate

To run about wildly in the nude, with all body parts bouncing.

Please do not flafliculate in our presence, thank you.

by Robert E. Porter January 9, 2006

bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom

That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff

by Gordon April 2, 2003

flarfignugen

An exclamatory remark. It can also be used to replace almost any word. It is a very flexible word.

When you get run over by a car you can exclaim; flarfignugen that really hurt.

by David Flarfignugen December 28, 2008

Flatford

A person who breaks your shit all the time, A.K.A a hillbilly bitch who thinks they know everything.And they have horrid breath, a smartass attitude and prone to being dikes.

His breath stinks he must be a Flatford.

by Gary Robert November 1, 2010

flahf

anything and everything in the whole entire world

I really need to go brush my flahf, it is getting too flahfy up in that flahf.

by eeflahf February 17, 2012

Fluff piece of Cotton Candy

It is a term used to describe a particularly attractive looking person (usually, male) whom you find "fetching" or would like to pursue a romantic relationship with. In other words, a romantic interest who is the equivalent of "oh my God! What is that magnificent creature". The use of the term is relative to its user.

1. Yo homeboy you been feeling that little shit in yo tummy when you been lookin' at that fluff piece of cotton candy?
2. Dayum! Did you see that fluff piece of cotton candy?

by DuchessofBored December 29, 2013