Fisted

Getting fucked over

Boss: Hey man can you start work early?
Employee: Why's that?
Boss: We're getting fisted, No Lube

by Averagebarguy August 15, 2019

FinkedIn

(n) like a finsta but for LinkedIn. A place to post how you really feel about your job and working

"Oh no, I accidentally connected with my boss on my FinkedIn!"

by realofficialnotfakeadamcort May 10, 2020

fintech dipshitery

The act of being a completely naive dipshit in the fintech industry, going to great lengths to garner large audiences to witness your public swan dive . Performing and engaging in activities that only an incompetent and overly-confident moron would. Results in jaw dropping mistakes that cause your audience to feel second-hand embarrassment, this feeling can become an addiction, now only following you because they too are FinTech Dipshits, virtue signaling, or they are aroused by watching you wage jihad on your own credibility, ie. calling yourself an influencer or thought leader, virtue signaling, representing surveys as data/research, buzzwords out of context, insulting your own audience, fear mongering, click bait, intentional hypocrisy. and basically destroying everything in their path until ALL are stupider for having breathed their air, we now live in a paradox, Dipshitery becomes widespread & causes collective intelligence to decline, making dipshitery the new normal. Brainwashed, they fall in love with the system & propagate the Dipshitery, accelerating the cycle until the entire herd is compromised. The decline can only be seen (and hopefully someday cured) with the use of highly suspect, and wildly sophisticated mechanisms that are so new & innovative they are yet unproven in scientific circles, these include: truth, facts, data, math, not being a dipshit, or having an original thought.

Did you see the article they wrote, it was filled with FinTech Dipshitery. I have never seen someone who knows less about what they are talking about, everything they said was complete fintech dipshitery.

by FinTech Cowboy July 15, 2021

Super Fitted

Somebody who is up to style on there attire. Usually one who is wearing the latest trends

"Yo he/she be comin to school lookinn Super fitted"

by Johnny'Boi February 25, 2006

double fisted cuddle

When you strangle someone with both hands.

I remember the days when Marty used to make the motion of strangling someone on the dock. Oh, you mean the double fisted cuddle? That's a Marty classic.

by assblaster9000420blazebrbkms September 14, 2018

Tight-fisted

Not explored anally.

She`s such a tight-fisted gal.

by MaddCatt April 24, 2021

finteresting

Funny/Interesting. Why use 2 words when you could use 1 long and inconvenient one??

James' assless chaps were very finteresting.

by JphilibusterSTO December 25, 2009