Fumble

When you're carrying a baby and you drop it.

John: Woops, sorry Debrah, fumbled little timmy.

by DeluxeAnus October 29, 2011

Fimbledump

Verb: Fimbledump; to spill an object onto the ground in such a way as to cause bemusement and wonder

Origins: American

Angela: “Did you see how Kevin just Fimbledumped earlier?”
Oscar: “I DID! He’s such a clutz.”
Angela: “At least we didn’t have to eat that chili, I wouldn’t even feed that to my cats.”

by ScribeOfTheStars October 17, 2022

Fimblewintered

To spray a man's asshole and balls with icy-hot or a similar cooling agent

At the party the boys got john fimblewintered

by Femurfighter March 21, 2023

fumble on the one

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

by incognicola December 27, 2011

Fumblecock

the perfect insult to call a person when normal words just aren't enough.

"He is a woman-hating misogynist fumblecock."

by Sammi Wolfe April 29, 2013

Fumblescrote

Fumblescrote. Adjective. Pub toilet. Panic. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.

'I made it to the toilet, but my thumb slipped and I suffered Fumblescrote'.

by Glennyboy December 18, 2015

fumblefuck

someone who constantly drops things and is extremely clumsy.

I cannot believe what a fumblefuck, a can be.

by dizziupthegirl April 19, 2016