Yeetus The Fetus

A holy being that rules all. Praise thy Fetus.

Remember, Yeetus The Fetus love you.

by DaNerdLord August 29, 2018

fetus whip

To take a fetus by the umbilical cord and use it as a mace like weapon.

OMG! Mark totally gotted Fetus whipped!

by todd novak October 06, 2006

Food Fetus

The effect of consuming one too many varieties of cuisine(s), in an effort to achieve the unattainable balance of both sweet and salty.

Dude, I ate WAAAYYY too much! My Food Fetus is kickin' in there!

by Kelsmich October 10, 2010

Fetus Breath

Flatulence expelled by a pregnant woman.

Wow... Leah's pregnancy was defined by strange food cravings that resulted in noticeably rank fetus breath.

by JRRDenver February 05, 2010

Fetus Farm

A farm where babies (of all species) grow like cabbage patch kids. Generally most are grown in a certain soil that ensures a lifetime of stupidity. Also known as a "simple" life

"Wow, I got this kitten from the fetus farm and she is a dumb sack of of shit. Still love her tho"
"Aww! This baby came from The Fetus Farm"

by TrashyCatMother January 24, 2020

fetus beetus

Gestational diabetes.

During Karen's third trimester, she met Wilford Brimley at a convention addressing the fetus beetus epidemic taking place in Candyland.

by BigJondra January 24, 2011

dying fetus

Dying Fetus is a kick ass death metal band.

Dude you going to see dying fetus and skinless tonite?

by ffhk1 June 05, 2004