fertile season

a period of time when all different age groups are pregnant.
Diapers, Baby Food, and other baby products are sold out

dang no diapers?
its fertile season. you didnt know?

by asrtyhjgfdretyhg January 8, 2009

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fertilize the bush

For a man to ejaculate between the navel and genitalia of another. Usually only used when the partner has not shaved.

Man: Where do you want me to cum?
Partner: fertilize the bush!

by Ebadk fotoallb June 1, 2022

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When a guy nuts on his fingers and shoves it into a girls vagina to impregnate her

How’d you guys have a kid I fertile fingered her

by Jackhsgsgsg July 11, 2025

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a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.

*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

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the act of being cool or epic.

usually used as a compliment to burl and bret but don’t forget kitty erna.

“What’s up man, i hope u have a fertile day.”
the man was fertile

by jdawgholdingalog March 28, 2022

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When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 11, 2021

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