forgetfileness

Forgetting to attach a file to an e-mail message. See also attachment disorder.

Boss: Joe, you forgot to attach the document to your e-mail.
Joe: Sorry, dude. Please excuse my forgetfileness.

by Evannk March 13, 2008

Ferret Cleavage

The ass cleavage of a man with a pony tail.

Steve: "Hey man, did you see Adrian down in the data center?"

Phil: "yeah, he had some serious ferret cleavage going on."

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009

fergert

The word faggot as spoken through a retainer.

Tim: Hey Jay, nice retainer dickcheese.
Jay: Fergert.

by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

forget the sriracha

A phrased used to emphasize the importance of leaving something behind in a stressful situation. The sriracha represents the thing to be left behind.

*Becky won't exit the building in an orderly manner because she's going back for her baby.*
Karen: OMG Becky, just forget the sriracha and gtfo.

by godfrzero April 12, 2022

Skirt-ferret

n. masculine.
One who is never without pussy, always has his (often ferret-like) hand up some skirt or other.

That Adam kid's such a skirt-ferret. As soon as he dumped that bint with the massive chin he was out with some other crumpet quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.

by Mowen989 March 6, 2009

Groin Ferret

A person who wades through a forest of pubic hair to taste the forbidden fruit of a backpacker. Similar to the

Guys, I really struggled to find the fun zone on that 60 year old backpacker last night. I was like a groin ferret".

by A Muskateer August 26, 2016

pussy ferret

a lover of pussy whom much like a ferret is incredibly curious. poking and prodding around in every nook and cranny for hidden pleasures. imagine a tiny nose with whiskers flicking to and fro.... their cute little feet grabbing.... tongue darting, In and out, and all over.... girl squealing with delight. pussy ferrets are extremely good pets. (dedicated to my boo) (see also ferret sex)

oh my good I love your pussy so much I cant wait to ferret around in there....

my boyfriends a "pussy ferret" he love him some pussy....

by the pussy ferret September 9, 2018