(n.) A derogatory reference to bandwagon fans of the L.A. Dodgers or Dallas Cowboys. Most particularly those hopeless souls that are fans of BOTH the Dodgers & Cowboys that do not (nor have they ever) live(d) in the home region of either team, yet make up for their lack of geographical closeness by excessively annoying those fans of local teams by proclaiming their team(s) are #1 in spite of a lack of credulity to their claims.
Most are know criminals (felons) and/or clinically diagnosed mentally ill (retards) that live outside the L.A. or Dallas areas and are misguided hangers-on to past decades when those teams may have had a modicum of talent and/or luck. Their illogical & persistent affiliation with the team is most directly attributed a missing chromosome that also appears to result in excessive body tattooing, domestic violence, binge drinking, bed-wetting, drooling and an unexplained need to wear over-sized and excessively dark sunglasses (maybe out of embarrassment).
Both groups are made up of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blow-hards that are the scourge of all true sports fans. Extreme cases are evidenced by a trip to their "mecca" (stadium) to demonstrate their loyalty & obtain a pathetic photo of them wearing a blue team jersey while holding up one finger that they can later post as a testament to their senseless dedication.
Most are know criminals (felons) and/or clinically diagnosed mentally ill (retards) that live outside the L.A. or Dallas areas and are misguided hangers-on to past decades when those teams may have had a modicum of talent and/or luck. Their illogical & persistent affiliation with the team is most directly attributed a missing chromosome that also appears to result in excessive body tattooing, domestic violence, binge drinking, bed-wetting, drooling and an unexplained need to wear over-sized and excessively dark sunglasses (maybe out of embarrassment).
Both groups are made up of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blow-hards that are the scourge of all true sports fans. Extreme cases are evidenced by a trip to their "mecca" (stadium) to demonstrate their loyalty & obtain a pathetic photo of them wearing a blue team jersey while holding up one finger that they can later post as a testament to their senseless dedication.
Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?
Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the felons and retards in blue or bluetards.
Daughter: Do you mean the Dodger fans or the Cowboy fans?
Father: Yes.
Sometimes abbreviated FARIB
Also see fucktards or bluetards
Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the felons and retards in blue or bluetards.
Daughter: Do you mean the Dodger fans or the Cowboy fans?
Father: Yes.
Sometimes abbreviated FARIB
Also see fucktards or bluetards
by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010
Get the felons and retards in blue mug.Interchangeable with feminism: the concept that only issues pertaining to women matter, and that issues which affect men and women equally should only be addressed on behalf of women. Usually accompanied by generous helpings of misandry, man-hating and circular logic.
Examples include:
Calling on an end to violence against women in video games, yet being perfectly fine with male characters being slaughtered (Ben Kuchera)
Declaring that boy victims of rape and statutory rape were, in fact, asking for it or otherwise had it coming (Adele Mercier)
Attacking, verbally and literally, anyone who announces the fact that women perpetrate domestic violence as often as men, most notoriously the ritualistic murder of Dr. Erin Pizzey's family dog after months of stalking and violence. Dr. Pizzey, for the uninitiated, was the founder of the first domestic-violence shelter in the UK and, arguably, in the world.
Examples include:
Calling on an end to violence against women in video games, yet being perfectly fine with male characters being slaughtered (Ben Kuchera)
Declaring that boy victims of rape and statutory rape were, in fact, asking for it or otherwise had it coming (Adele Mercier)
Attacking, verbally and literally, anyone who announces the fact that women perpetrate domestic violence as often as men, most notoriously the ritualistic murder of Dr. Erin Pizzey's family dog after months of stalking and violence. Dr. Pizzey, for the uninitiated, was the founder of the first domestic-violence shelter in the UK and, arguably, in the world.
Nearly all military-service deaths are men, and only men are required by law to sign up for the draft or go to prison. Yet a single female soldier dies and it's a crisis. Feminarcissism strikes again.
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Everyone in class was thinking the teacher was felony stupid when it took him 30 minutes to explain why he was 10 minutes late.
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Feminarchy is a society in which feminism had become the sole standard by which that society is regulated and governed.
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