Mitch: “My boyfriend pounded me so hard last night, I had blood gushing down my legs.”
David: “Did you use the frozen felice to treat it?”
Mitch: “ I had to use a whole package and got off twice.”
David: “Did you use the frozen felice to treat it?”
Mitch: “ I had to use a whole package and got off twice.”
by Gorillanuttz January 22, 2020

Full of little midgets that keep their legs wide open, ever enter the bathroom loads of smoke leaves from the Vapes, kids higher than Jesus in class, 50 year old Men and Women teaching kids, poorer than a trailer park, food looking like it costed 50 cent
by Felicity Middle School October 21, 2022

by Praticamente November 16, 2021

An excellent hugger, comforting ball of love, is stunningly pretty, has a fairy-like aura, is sweeter than honey, is too cute, and is so loverly. The beautiful personification of purple.
by The Yellow Noodle February 8, 2023

Someone who doesn’t respect boundaries and will cheat on you and she don’t what a shower is and looks musty 24/7 pretends that she don’t have any money yet live in the suburbs
by sageinctrl May 2, 2022

Child abusing crackhead who shakes her cheeks for some low grade meth
Baby having machine
Usually a girl who has about 8 kids by the time they’re 21
Baby having machine
Usually a girl who has about 8 kids by the time they’re 21
by anonymous September 7, 2020
