fetus fixin's

the combination of male ejaculate and female vaginal secretions that is created during intercourse and facilitates the fertilization of an ovum by a spermatozoon

"I want to have a baby so help me whip up some fetus fixin's!"

"Sex standing up is pretty great until all the fetus fixin's fall out and make a mess."

by jakeisjack November 3, 2020

Fetus Tea Lover

A British person (from England) who is born after 2007 (for example: 2008, 2009 ect.)

Kitae thinks Alan is such a fetus tea lover. 👎

by FetusTeaLover09 October 19, 2021

fetus head

a fan of Dying Fetus, a death metal band formed in 1991 in Maryland.

hurry up... we need to finish skinning these kittens before the show... every fetus head in the state will be there and i don't want to come empty handed.

by Wild Drunken Bill September 14, 2007

Make Like A Fetus And Head Out

time for me to leave; see ya later; I'll catch ya on the rebound!

Well, it's already 2 a.m. I think I'm gonna make like a fetus and head out! See you later.

by weave March 24, 2003

fetus

The entire age range of a person before they became sexually attractive from puberty and age.

Tom daley, any guy from one direction, and emma watson were fucking adorable in their fetus stage.

by yezii409 November 28, 2012

poop fetus

When a man "gives birth" to a massive poop that has A.) been incubated for at least two days B.) Required at least twenty minutes of "labor" and C.) Recieves some kind of sentimental treatment i.e. a picture, non-flush, or naming. See also "fecus" (fecal fetus)

"My poop fetus was premature and it only weighed 5 pounds, 8 ounces at birth."

by Dookeydoctor August 20, 2011

fetus muncher

1. One who munches fetus'.
2. A label used towards Africans who practice the sick ritual of fetus munching.

"That fetus muncher looks like he's full."

"Hell yeah, he's been munching fetus all day!"

by big anna December 29, 2009