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circus of farting clowns

A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.
Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
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farting around

Look at Cole, farting around with the ball again.
by Dunky Oggins October 27, 2003
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farting spiders

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart
Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet
by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008
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fiddle farting

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.
You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.
by Name 111 April 11, 2014
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Fartingle

Fartingle is when you do a fart, and it makes your butt cheeks vibrate to the extent that it causes them to tingle.
Jamie : Oh sheet!

Kristin: What ?!

Jamie : I just fartingled !
by Finsio August 20, 2009
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farting around

by AIRelemental October 27, 2003
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Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.
Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.
by T-Dog Jenkins July 21, 2004
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