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Fanny farter

A person who farts into another person's anus, causing the first fart to amalgamate with the recipient's fart creating a mixture of the two farts.
He is such a fanny farter. He just can't keep his anus to himself.
by anonymous July 4, 2017
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Midnight farter

SuperDad:Did YOU fart last midnight?
SuperMom:Yup.4 hours in counting.
SuperDad:Get away from me YOU MIDNIGHT FARTER!!!!!!!!
by Shaka laka BOOM BOOM January 9, 2010
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church farter

one who let's loose a silent but deadly in the house of god, nearly killing every single parishioner with in a 10 pew radius.
son: do i have to go to church? the church farter is in full effect.

father: sorry, that was me last time

son: o yea mom made cabbage.
by seriously123? November 5, 2010
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Jizz Farter

One who loves to be sodomized (preferably by frat brothers). As a result, when they flatulate soon after the sodomy occurs (it occurs often i'm sure) they fart jizz. The jizz comes out in a brownish hue because it has been residing in ones colon.
frat guy 1: "Look bro, I think Logan just shit himself?"

frat guy 2: "But why is it white and translucent?"

frat guy 1: " AHHH he must a Jizz Farter."
by theoriginalJF April 25, 2011
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I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder
I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder. Also I pee on cats
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mystery farter

Someone who toots in the night when everyone else is sleeping and it wakes everyone up. In the morning this person denies that they every farted and tries to blame it one someone else. These people are greedy!
David keeps saying he didn't fart last night even though it came from his room. What a mystery farter
by Tim Carson June 18, 2008
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gross farter

1) German for grandfather
2) Someone who often releases gases out of their bumhole that completely pong
1) german: "gross farter"
Englishman: "I didnt ask about your family!"
2) wife to husband: You're such a gross farter
by mansfieldlj August 19, 2007
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