Fark

Dog puke

Your dog farked on the couch

by hells naw September 29, 2003

Fark

When you're having sex and you pass gas.

"We were doing the bam-bam and she farked. I totally lost bone and slapped her in the face.

by Turtle Armor June 25, 2005

Fark

When you fart and come at the same time.

"My girlfriend gave me a blumpkin and I Farked everywhere."

by Onearm Bandit September 26, 2012

fark you

the way 3rd graders say f*ck you

FARK YOU JACOB!!!!!!!!!

by DXarmy3 May 22, 2016

Fark liters

Casual visitors to the free, moderator/administrator filtered Fark.com website. Often ridiculed by the "Total Farkers" who pay $5.00 a month for the pure feed.

"Fark liters" often get caught up in highly charged discussions that've already been fought by TotalFarkers hours earlier.

by RocketRod August 14, 2006

Fark Off

A variation of the word Fuck Off
It is a colloquial term used primarily by southern English farmers but many more cantankerous persons from the region do also use it. In general it is a popoular term for humankinds who consider themselves "grumpy bastads" eg; those who feel querulous and lackadaisical toward others to the extent that they feel no need to engage in converstion with them...at all...never.

Happy Chappy - Hello there my freind, how be you on such a wonderful summers evening
Grumpy Bastad - Fark Off...
Happy Chappy - Ermm...Ok...
Grumpy Bastad - Meh...

by TizToTheWiz July 23, 2008

Merican Fark

The way American Fork is pronounced with a Utah accent. Other words include;
Melk: Milk
Pellow: Pillow
and
Moun'n: Mountain

Guy 1:Hey man where you from?
Guy 2: Merican Fark, Utah.
Guy 1: Oh sweetness!

by Avatard64 March 27, 2009