FALLowing you around

What Junkyard Mook's long-suffering main squeeze does when filming her bubbly-cheerful and silly-innocent antics at an auto-graveyard.

Kevin Brown nearly taking a major stumble while looking at the camera's viewfinder instead of where he's stepping: Whuh - WOAH!
Junkyard Mook cheekily: Walk much? You sure aren't very steady on your feet!
Kevin Brown: Yeah, I know --- I'm just FALLowing you around with the camera; I can't watch what's in front of me.

by QuacksO September 6, 2020

Fallow

When someone or something is very shallow. Shortened version of f*#king shallow.

Wow, that is so fallow.

by NPtee November 23, 2021

Fallow

Someone who joins or follows a person, organization, club, group, social media outlet who willingly knows it is wrong or will end in failure.

I will, (am) Fallowing (fallow) those racists supremist's.

by MattMan81 January 10, 2022

Failwife

Someone who is utterly useless in a comedic way, or someone who fails at all their goals at every opportunity.

(Originally from tumblr, mostly used in fandom and stuff spaces)

“He’s my failwife, he doesn’t even have a debit card”

by Ciniom July 20, 2024

Failover test

Something that software engineers tell their wives they have to do late at night but it’s really just an alibi to go out drinking with the boys.

I told Katie I had a failover test I had to do at work from seven pm till “hopefully not too late.” She bought it so now I can go out with the boys.

by Friends Show July 15, 2025

Maximum Failocity

Fail at it's highest.

Dude, last night me and steven were playing modern warfare 2, and he was 0 kills, 35 deaths. He was totally at maximum failocity.

ex 2.

Dude: Hey Dude, look i'm testing the new million dollar hovering car on the street roads!

* CAR EXPLODES*

Dude 2 : Looks like you hit maximum failocity, my friend.

by BabyMamaDramaTrauma July 20, 2010

archie farlow

legit calm donny

also has a massive cock

archie farlow, what a cunt

by yeanoyealikeidkyea February 2, 2022