faking love

Another terminology for 'masturbation'. Since one would make love, but instead if it's masturbation, you are therefore creating artificial love, therefore faking said love.

"Feel like faking love to youu"

"I'd fake love to you all night long"

"I think we should fake love"

by Dowlii January 24, 2010

Sub fagging

Verb
/sʌb faɡɡɪŋ/

The act of multiple retarded homosexual individuals attempting to operate a submarine and failing

The submarine sank because the crew continued to sub fag

The average submarine crew is involved in a lot of sub fagging

by SubmarineMaster123 June 7, 2021

monkey facing

Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"

by Chrissles August 3, 2006

fagin

(n.) One who teaches how to break the law. Quite likely a Jewish man teaching children to pickpocket. Based on Dickens' Charactor from Oliver

I think I better think it out again!

by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004

Faping

Faping is masturbsting yourself to sleep.

Faping : Fap and nap

by Ntuli October 29, 2018

Clown Facing

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period

"Oh damn! We can't have sex because im on my period!"
"Om nom nom, time to clown face you!"

"Clown facing is gross!"

by KayJayy May 6, 2010

Fagging Off

When two male's either homosexual or sometimes not engage in sexual intercourse or foreplay.
Fagging off can also be used to create a sense of discomfort around non gay men!

Tom "you where drunk last night Dave, you actually started fagging off with Tim"

Dave ":O"

by Poot Machine September 24, 2011