French Faceoff

From the favorite passtime of french soldiers in world war 2, the French Faceoff is an act where two gentlemen adopt a strong, lunging posture, grasp one another's penises, and feverishly jerk off each other's genitalia while maintaining an intense state of eye contact. The loser of the contest is the individual who ejaculates.

Cpt. LeBlanc and LT. Jean-Pierre were bored on the front line, and needed to live to the morning. They grasped each other's erect penises, and LeBlanc spouted ejaculate into the fresh French morning air. He was the loser of the French faceoff. Fin.

by Paolo Cortez February 7, 2012

Faceoff

A variation of the bread game where 2 contestants square off to not be the last one to ejaculate on the bread. Contestants must maintain eye contact. A popular game among frat bros.

Eric: "Bro for initiation into Pi Kapp, we had a round robin series of faceoffs."

Ryan: "Yeah? Bro, How'd you do?"

Eric: "Let's just say I'm never eating bread pudding again"

by Wyan Restall April 14, 2009

Shat the Fack Ap

Saying "Shut the Fuck Up" with a Boston accent

Hey bitch, you better Shat the Fack Ap or I'll pimp slamp you hoe.

by Sharmooot January 7, 2010

factoism

an analigistic term used by Mr.Facto

(background)as we walk down the road of life blah blah blah

(person)(sigh)is he having one of his lectures again
(hayden)yeah its horrible hes using factoisms

factoisms:cup of life,lets get the ball rolling,lets put some motion in this ocean,we got some fish to fry,hows it goin around the ranch,ohh how the mighty have fallen,and really theres too manny to put down.

by hayden,cool guy March 10, 2008

Fack

shoving a grebale in someones ass through a tube during intercourse

she was scream at the top of her lungs, "facking freak me!"

by charloaf January 13, 2008

Facon Bits

Small pieces of unknown origin passing themselves off as bacon bits. Commonly found today at many salad bars as well as grocery sheleves. Easily identified by consistency of small pieces of gravel.

I think I'll have some facon bits on my salad!

by Tuchdown November 6, 2002

Fack

A song that will make you die inside, and cry on the outside.

I listened to fack. Then I had the sudden urge to spew fluids from all ends.
Timmy: DUDE WHATS WRONG!
Me: I listened to fack by Eminem.
Timmy: OH GOD, I AM SO SORRY! *begins to spew from all openings*

by Hadvar's pimp December 28, 2011