FaceTime

The act or performance of taking it in the face.

Hey babe, I'll give you a back rub if you FaceTime with me.

Face girl really enjoys some quality FaceTime with Steve.

Wallace really gets his FaceTime jiggy on with that one girl.

by WordNinja007 October 23, 2011

facetagram

A social media merger. A hybrid of Facebook and Instagram. A world where features and posts are identical. It would be so boring. It’s already partly true

Please stop facetagramming your posts. Don’t send the exact same posts to Facebook and Instagram.

by Superhuile June 24, 2018

Facey Spacing

When you are so entranced online with internet sites such as Facebook that you ignore work, people and impending disasters around you.

Jerry failed to miss the punchline to my joke because he was Facey spacing.

by SenorChan December 10, 2009

faceturbate

The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.

I can't believe you faceturbate to those pictures of my sister on the beach!

by A concerned citizen of February 16, 2007

facetan

When a man provides oral pleasure to a woman who uses a fake tanning product on her legs. The tan is transferred from the woman's legs to the man's face.

Herman received a facetan after going down on Amy.

by gballer February 18, 2008

faceturbation

the act of masturbating to your friends' pictures on facebook.

craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.

by Loyalservant563 December 9, 2007

Facetwat

n. One who annoyingly posts a Facebook status multiple times an hour, often resembling a tweet.

John: Dammit! I'm sick of getting updates every time Jessica dillyfucks around!

Billy: She's such a Facetwat

by Foohtube October 5, 2010