facemonkey

The act of having a monkey hugging your face.

You've got a facemonkey!

by Coolio ;] December 17, 2008

facemask

When you are done banging some chick you blow your wad on her face then wrap her face real fast with saran wrap. After you do this you punch her in the face.

I facemasked an ugly chick last night

by Knight December 13, 2004

Finland Facemask

When a group of men ejaculate into a woman's face and the woman spreads it around to resemble a face mask

-Dude, my girlfriend makes the best facemask!
-When she was down on her knees,she was begging for a facemask.
-Did you see that girl, I think she forgot to wipe some of her finland facemask off.

by Daren Wessicks June 15, 2006

facemail

to meet someone,usually after a relationship that started with emails or instant messaging

Ok babe,we been gettin it on for a while online now.Hows about you and me do a little facemail?say,tomorrow lunchtime?

by stevoo0011 October 9, 2006

tahesian facemask

someone shits in a plastic bag and puts it on someones face

it was all fun and games till he tahesian facemasked her. then she got mad.

by Candice!! November 26, 2010

facemaster

The Egg Man, aka doctor roboto basically meaning you're a simonhead, look up chaud

Jeff: dude did you look at that chick?
Erica: yo she looks like a facemaster
Jeff: ...
Erica: pwn3d

by bigwilliams July 5, 2006

facegank

verb, facegank

- verb
To gang up on someone on Facebook.

alt.
To post on someone's Facebook wall/send them a message and then delete your profile so they can't message you back.

Man, I pissed off this chick and her friends massively faceganked me. They posted millions of naked midget wrestling clips on my superwall.

by StuntDouble June 16, 2008