Facepuker

Can be a sign of affection or an insult

That guys very funny he’s a facepuker 🐒💨

Or

That guys very annoying he’s an absolute facepuker

by Cologne gc February 22, 2025

Forefuckery

Forefuckery (noun)
/ˈfɔ .fʌk.ə.ri/

The calculated use of hopeful or dramatic framing to hint at a meaningful future - when in fact it conceals chaos, betrayal, or deeply unwelcome outcomes.

In short:
False foreshadowing designed to mislead, manipulate, or soften the blow of incoming fuckery.

Typical habitats:
Corporate comms, political speeches, emotionally manipulative TV shows, gaslighting text messages.

Synonyms:
Strategic optimism, narrative bait-and-switch, illusion of momentum.
Antonym: Honest warning.

“That all-staff email about ‘bold new horizons’ before the mass layoffs? Pure forefuckery.”

by NefariousPurpleBadger November 17, 2025

Chicago Facefuck

Similar to a Chicago Handshake (the drink), a Chicago Facefuck is a shot that's half Fireball Whiskey and half malört followed by an Old Style beer.

Guy 1: Hey want a shot of Fireball? (hands Guy 2 a shot)
Guy 2: Yeah sure...Ugh! What was that?!
Guy 1: Haha, you just got Facefucked!
Guy 2: Aw dammit, a Chicago Facefuck? Someone get me an Old Style to get this malort out of my mouth!

by Mizami October 8, 2018

Hedgehog Facefuck

A cocktail comprised of beetroot juice, lemon extract, salt, eggplant, raw egg, fish sauce, and vodka.

John: " Hey girl, wanna go out and get some Hedgehog Facefucks with me?
Lisa: " Sure, I love Hedgehog Facefucks! "

by dogafire July 9, 2024

Crossbow Facefuck

A sex act in which a man fucks a woman's face as the woman puts both her hands on his penis and sticks her arms outward, slightly resembling a crossbow.

"I gave her a magnificent crossbow facefuck last night"

by fartingnigga292 May 14, 2024

Peach Flavourtown Facefuck

The act of peacocking in front of your ex and their new squeeze while dressed as Guy Fieri.

When my ex got home with his new girlfriend I was on the couch with his roommates smoking weed. I yelled: “Welcome to your peach flavourtown facefuck!”

by TheGreatRandolfo October 16, 2020

Peach Flavourtown Facefuck

The act of peacocking in front of your ex and their new squeeze while dressed as Guy Fieri.

When my ex got home with his new girlfriend I was on the couch with his roommates smoking weed. I yelled: “Welcome to your peach flavourtown facefuck!”

by TheGreatRandolfo October 16, 2020